How many times can one man throw up in a night?
This is a question that has plagued man throughout the ages. Until now.
The answer is 8 my friends. Well based on Hopkins’ drunk ass last night anyway.
After watching him stumble to the toilets twice to throw up at Metro’s Freo I decided it might be a good idea to take him home. We walked outside the club and cross the road….he runs into Hungry Jacks. Anyway while he is throwing up there I line up to get myself some food.
We walk to my car (James falls in a bush, offends African people and walks into a building) and get in. I drive 40 metres up the road and he tells me to pull over, he jumps out the car, jumps someone’s fence and throws up on their front lawn.
This happens another 3 more times before we even get to the freeway.
Despite this James is confident he can make it up the freeway without needing to paint the sidewalk again….get this….we make it to the James st exit (how ironic) and he needs to throw up again. there was NO-WHERE I could pull over. He covers his hand with his mouth (reminiscent of New Years Eve 2003) and I avert my eyes…he starts coughing as I exit the freeway and turn into a parking lot, he falls out of my car and starts throwing up laying on his side.
Troy will be happy to hear this – James then passed out until we got home.
Alcohol 1 – James 0
The answer is 8 my friends. Well based on Hopkins’ drunk ass last night anyway.
After watching him stumble to the toilets twice to throw up at Metro’s Freo I decided it might be a good idea to take him home. We walked outside the club and cross the road….he runs into Hungry Jacks. Anyway while he is throwing up there I line up to get myself some food.
We walk to my car (James falls in a bush, offends African people and walks into a building) and get in. I drive 40 metres up the road and he tells me to pull over, he jumps out the car, jumps someone’s fence and throws up on their front lawn.
This happens another 3 more times before we even get to the freeway.
Despite this James is confident he can make it up the freeway without needing to paint the sidewalk again….get this….we make it to the James st exit (how ironic) and he needs to throw up again. there was NO-WHERE I could pull over. He covers his hand with his mouth (reminiscent of New Years Eve 2003) and I avert my eyes…he starts coughing as I exit the freeway and turn into a parking lot, he falls out of my car and starts throwing up laying on his side.
Troy will be happy to hear this – James then passed out until we got home.
Alcohol 1 – James 0
Ahhh yes the memories are coming bak to me... it was a good nite, except for that ride bak home... freo is dam far
and the hangova the next day wasn't the best as well... o well i'm 100% and ready to go at it again this saturday
Posted by
JaMiN |
9/04/2006 4:15 PM
i see a trend happening for james and his outings (he yacked on saturday 7/10/06 too - oh well at least it was free beer.... again)
Posted by
jezza |
10/09/2006 10:24 PM
Damnit, why won't you update this puppy!!
I can't much longer without laughing at james!
Posted by
Trev |
10/16/2006 1:06 PM