illtown coombsee

This is a question that has plagued man throughout the ages. Until now.
The answer is 8 my friends. Well based on Hopkins’ drunk ass last night anyway.
After watching him stumble to the toilets twice to throw up at Metro’s Freo I decided it might be a good idea to take him home. We walked outside the club and cross the road….he runs into Hungry Jacks. Anyway while he is throwing up there I line up to get myself some food.
We walk to my car (James falls in a bush, offends African people and walks into a building) and get in. I drive 40 metres up the road and he tells me to pull over, he jumps out the car, jumps someone’s fence and throws up on their front lawn.
This happens another 3 more times before we even get to the freeway.
Despite this James is confident he can make it up the freeway without needing to paint the sidewalk again….get this….we make it to the James st exit (how ironic) and he needs to throw up again. there was NO-WHERE I could pull over. He covers his hand with his mouth (reminiscent of New Years Eve 2003) and I avert my eyes…he starts coughing as I exit the freeway and turn into a parking lot, he falls out of my car and starts throwing up laying on his side.
Troy will be happy to hear this – James then passed out until we got home.

Alcohol 1 – James 0

Posted by coombsee at 9/03/2006 02:38:00 PM | Permalink | Comments

post number 2. wow, at this rate i'll be posting twice a day!

ok so it has occured to me (did i spell occur right? oh well no time for spell check) that Firefox may not like the new template i have set up. so if the page looks a little funky when you open it just hit refresh a couple of times. failing that try opening it in internet explorer.

apart from the obvious kick ass template which is way cooler than hopkins', the blog needs to be brightened up a bit so here is a picture of a meal i ordered from maccas in europe. i can't remember which country it was (i think france) but it is available everywhere. that's right, you know what i'm talking about...beer on tap at maccas!





and this is a picture of monte carlo casino where i won $150 in about 15 minutes. both photos were taken from the camera on my phone...not bad me thunks!

Posted by coombsee at 8/29/2006 11:35:00 AM | Permalink | Comments

ok so lets kick things off with a joke i just made up:

-*blind guy walks into a large object....i dunno, let's say an elephant shall we*
-blind guy turns to his able sighted friend and says "i'm blind"
-able sighted friend replies "i can see"

BA BOOM CHI!

let me break down the humour for you. firstly it's funny because the guy is blind. add to this the fact that he walks into a elephant (it is soooo big!). and on top of this the friend with good eyesight rubs salt into the wound because he tells the blind guy that he can see....get it?!? get it?!?!?!? it's funny because it makes fun of blind people!

ok so maybe the joke was a tad below the belt and maybe even a little flawed -more than likely the friend with eyesight would know his friend was blind. i mean cmon, its kinda hard to miss with the walking stick and the seeing eye dog and the handicapped parking permit etc. one would also assume he would probably tell his friend that he was about to walk into an elephant as well...unless he is a cunt!

but what a way to kick the blog off hey?!


well my name is andrew coombes, or coombsee for short, or world's self-proclaimed king of basketball to myself when i am talking in 3rd person.
i have decided to join the blog-bandwagon. the main purpose is to mock james' blog and everything he stands for.
i will do everything in my power to make my blog more popular than his and to make people forget that his even exists.

james' blog can be found at http:// link removed <---- linked removed upon realisation that this is detrimental to 'the cause'.

as you may have picked up, the address for my blog is 'illtowncoombsee'
which is a play on his 'chilltownjamin' blog which he stole from trev's 'trevortown'.

however only so much time can be spent doing this so i will also post other random things - probably music and sport related and also a little bit of what i am doing on a day to day basis.

so sit back, relax, let the good times roll...BITCHESSSSSSS

Posted by coombsee at 8/29/2006 10:09:00 AM | Permalink | Comments